Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Nightfury Treann]

granted, but obama took your donuts away


i wish for fugu

[Fujiama]

i wish for fugu

No idea if I found the right Fugu. I found the fish.

Granted, but you die because it's poisonous.

I wish for world domination!

[monkeyelf]

I wish for world domination!

Granted, but the world blows up as soon as you take over.

I wish for unlimited world of warcraft game time.

[Loaf]

granted, but you forgot your password and can't reset it

I wish for muffins(and Treann, that pic is win)

[Kibbles]

Granted, but the muffins were left out all night so they're hard.

I wish for some Reeses.

[Brunesgoth]

Granted, but you have to choose from Reece Tyler or Reece Waters.

I wish I had a Camaro

[Loaf]

granted, but it's rusted and falls apart as soon as you turn it on

I wish for a cow

[Blazefury5]

You have received your cow but he has Mad Cow and needs to be put down.
I wish for a Tardis

[monkeyelf]

I wish for a Tardis

Granted, but it breaks down and takes you to an alternate dimension of nothing.

I wish for a countach.

[Blazefury5]

Granted but it came with an "undisarmable" time bomb that goes off 10 minutes after opening the doors
I wish for a pacifist Phoenix.

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Granted, but it breaks down and takes you to an alternate dimension of nothing.

I wish for a countach.

By the way the forever alone was a brilliant touch.

[xap]

Granted, but as you lay there screaming as you're being flayed alive by the savages you stole said phoenix off, he preens his fiery feathers and sheds a tear.

I wish for an Eeyore.

[monkeyelf]

I wish for an Eeyore.

Granted, but he burns to death.
I wish for Ret paladins to leave the beta stages of development after almost 8 years of WoW.

[Brunesgoth]

Granted. But they are still broke as ever.

I wish for jack daniels to invite me over for a drink

[monkeyelf]

I wish for jack daniels to invite me over for a drink

Granted, but the drink was poisoned.
I wish for an unlimited supply of Kraken (black spiced rum)

[Leviatharan]

Granted, but the drink was poisoned.
I wish for an unlimited supply of Kraken (black spiced rum)

Granted, but each container of Kraken has a... well, a living kraken inside. Hope you've seen enough hentai...
I wish for the ability to selectively alter my perception of the flow of time, allowing me to enhance my reflexes or shorten waiting periods.

[Chillin D]

Granted, but you don't have the power to wield the infinite power, and it explodes in your face.

I wish for all the people I hate to burn in a fire for a thousand years.

Granted, but all of the people you hate have the power of immortality and in 1001 years, they will come back to trap you, skin you alive, and force you to spell their burnt flesh until the day you die.

I wish for the color yellow to have never existed, thus making the double rainbow impossible.

[FearXI]

Granted, but each container of Kraken has a... well, a living kraken inside. Hope you've seen enough hentai...
I wish for the ability to selectively alter my perception of the flow of time, allowing me to enhance my reflexes or shorten waiting periods.

Granted, but you get caught breaking the law and sentenced to life in prison with no chance of parole.
I wish I had a wallet on a chain that never runs out of money.

[Chillin D]

Granted, but you get caught breaking the law and sentenced to life in prison with no chance of parole.
I wish I had a wallet on a chain that never runs out of money.

Granted, but the other end of the chain is attached to the man you just sent to prison with no chance of parole.

I wish for an endless supply of socks.

[Baboface]

Granted, but the other end of the chain is attached to the man you just sent to prison with no chance of parole.

I wish for an endless supply of socks.

Granted, but they all have holes in them!

I wish for world peace!

[FearXI]

Granted, but they all have holes in them!

I wish for world peace!

Granted, but your the only one left.
I wish that I never need to sleep.