Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

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Granted


I wish everything would cease to exist.

granted, but you are still there. Alone


I wish that I could control time

[Varuni]

Grated, but you get stuck in an infinite loop of the worst moment of your life.

I wish I could cast Infest in real life.

[gunner_recall]

granted, but you are still there. Alone

I'm okay with that.

Grated, but you get stuck in an infinite loop of the worst moment of your life.

I wish I could cast Infest in real life.

Granted but it backfires on you always and gives you chlamydia.

I wish for puppies who are alive and not horribly maimed, burned, blind, deaf, dying, crippled, satanic, obese or evil.

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I'm okay with that.



Granted but it backfires on you always and gives you chlamydia.

I wish for puppies who are alive and not horribly maimed, burned, blind, deaf, dying, crippled, satanic, obese or evil.

Granted, but the puppies are mentally unstable, and will bite you twice a day

I wish to be stuck in a infinity loop of my worst possible nightmare

[Critpickle]

Granted, but the puppies are mentally unstable, and will bite you twice a day

I wish to be stuck in a infinity loop of my worst possible nightmare

Granted, however your worst possible nightmare happens to be giant walking penis's that are either constantly buttfucking you or using a extra small version of a Swedish made Penis enlarger on you. Also, a picture of Austin Powers ass in the background.

I wish I could have sex with Megan Fox (1st transformers version) but theres nothing wrong with her or the current situation.

[gunner_recall]

Granted, however your worst possible nightmare happens to be giant walking penis's that are either constantly buttfucking you or using a extra small version of a Swedish made Penis enlarger on you. Also, a picture of Austin Powers ass in the background.

I wish I could have sex with Megan Fox (1st transformers version) but theres nothing wrong with her or the current situation.

Granted but Shia LeBouf joins in and he likes the way your soft, supple bottom looks.

I wish my last name had an extra n at the end.

[Wizie]

Granted, however your worst possible nightmare happens to be giant walking penis's that are either constantly buttfucking you or using a extra small version of a Swedish made Penis enlarger on you. Also, a picture of Austin Powers ass in the background.

I wish I could have sex with Megan Fox (1st transformers version) but theres nothing wrong with her or the current situation.

Granted, however you hit your head on the way to her house and now see her as your own grandma. (She's still the same, only that your brain makes her look like your grandma)

I wish i could catch em all! (Pokémon)

[Nobar]

Granted, however you hit your head on the way to her house and now see her as your own grandma. (She's still the same, only that your brain makes her look like your grandma)

I wish i could catch em all! (Pokémon)

Granted, but your game has been inexplicably hacked and the version your playing was wiped.

I wish I had wings like Illidan.

[Theleklol]

Granted, but your game has been inexplicably hacked and the version your playing was wiped.

I wish I had wings like Illidan.

Granted, but you had to pay 25.99 for them from the Blizzard store and they stole your credit card.

I wish I had bacon-wrapped meatloaf.

[Sableye]

Granted, but you had to pay 25.99 for them from the Blizzard store and they stole your credit card.

I wish I had bacon-wrapped meatloaf.

Granted but its bacon wrapped ham and your jewish/muslim
I wish I wuz a dragon

[Tore]

Granted but its bacon wrapped ham and your jewish/muslim
I wish I wuz a dragon

Granted, but you are currently dead, hanging by the neck in Bloodgulch (Twilight Highlands) with your tail cut off.

I wish Missingno wouldn't corrupt my game save data.

[Koshun]

Granted, but you are currently dead, hanging by the neck in Bloodgulch (Twilight Highlands) with your tail cut off.

I wish Missingno wouldn't corrupt my game save data.

Granted, but now it CTD after 5 minutes of loading a save.

I wish I had something to do.

[Poutinecrazed]

Granted, but you are currently dead, hanging by the neck in Bloodgulch (Twilight Highlands) with your tail cut off.

I wish Missingno wouldn't corrupt my game save data.

Granted but your comuter breaks and becomes unuseable

I wish had better luck with RNG

[Sableye]

Granted, but now it CTD after 5 minutes of loading a save.

I wish I had something to do.

Granted but involves ur hand down your throat
I wish was in narnia with a batalion of us milotary troops to destroy the entire place

[The Madgod]

Granted but your comuter breaks and becomes unuseable

I wish had better luck with RNG

granted. You roll 100's all the time... on level 10 loot.

I wish for more coffee ice cream.

[Koshun]

granted. You roll 100's all the time... on level 10 loot.

I wish for more coffee ice cream.

Granted, you get all the coffee ice cream in the world and more, but you develop an addicition and an allergy to it. The allergy is deadly.

I wish Xbox didn't suck for me right now.

[Salty Spatoon]

granted. You roll 100's all the time... on level 10 loot.

I wish for more coffee ice cream.

Granted, you will receive more coffee ice cream today, yet never have it ever again.

I wish this wish was incorruptible.

[Critpickle]

granted. You roll 100's all the time... on level 10 loot.

I wish for more coffee ice cream.

Granted however you happened to be at an exotic icecream shop and the ice cream happens to be chilled monkey semen.

I wish there was more to life

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Granted, you will receive more coffee ice cream today, yet never have it ever again.

I wish this wish was incorruptible.

Granted, however the anti-uncorruptable-message-wish-game-giant (AUMWGG) has come along and made it possible for everyone after this message to corrupt it.

I wish for a ferrari.

[Poutinecrazed]

Granted however you happened to be at an exotic icecream shop and the ice cream happens to be chilled monkey semen.

I wish there was more to life

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Granted, however the anti-uncorruptable-message-wish-game-giant (AUMWGG) has come along and made it possible for everyone after this message to corrupt it.

I wish for a ferrari.

Granted but it was made in China

I wish I had a ton of Valor Points

[Sableye]

[QUOTE=Critpickle;10969723]Granted however you happened to be at an exotic icecream shop and the ice cream happens to be chilled monkey semen.

I wish there was more to life[COLOR="red"]

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granted but unfortunaty it involves leaving your basement andyou discover your severely alergic to the sun and must stay in the rest of your life
I wish stephen king would loose both of hs hands so he could stop writing

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