Speaking of germans, that reminds me of this one ahri player I had in my team yesterday. My friend already called mid, then ahri instalocks and says hes mid. Game begins,(dont know why we didnt dodge, it was obvious ahri would be horrible) two fight over mid and ahri decides to go top.
Ahri feeds enemy gp 2 kills. How do you even manage to die to a GP!? I gank top, ahri misses all his skills and says I didnt do any damage to gp, lol. Ahri somehow gets no farm top (he had 50 CS 50 minutes in the game). He never once used his ulti, he missed all his spells and had 100 AP at the end of the game. I asked him to afk or sit at base because he ruined our ganks and stuff by throwing charms out of the bushes and missing. Game was pretty much 6v4. Funniest part of this game was that we almost won the game. Enemy team Janna's ulti ended up winning the game for them.
I always ask these horrible players where they are from and usually theyve been french or german. Im not saying all of them are bad, but ive met many bad french and german players and it doesnt surprise me if the baddie says hes from germany or france. Riot could create own servers for them where they can be bad together :3