Not to mention Bronn would have been there had they turned the boat around.
And the bad pussy brigade is no match for that.
Not to mention Bronn would have been there had they turned the boat around.
And the bad pussy brigade is no match for that.
In that case why make her say lines like "Lannister killed Ellia and you did nothing?" If she really doesn't care she shouldn't say that, and if she cared she wouldn't kill Martell's to avenge Martell's..
That's just bad writting sadly.
Even the revenge on Oberyn's sake (like she said to his daughters last season "For Oberyn") is badly done. Oberyn wouldn't want dead innocent girls, Oberyn wouldn't want his brother dead, his nephew dead.
It doesn't make any sense at all...
She just comes out a war hungry whore that destroys the House she married.
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Okay, after seeing the new episode I'll go through it point by point in what can only be considered tr00 opinion on matters.
My likes
Thorne speech:
This was great. It showcased Thorne as Man of Night's Watch as he was, whetever being a dick or not. He did what he felt was right (despite clearly being wrong as the viewer knows) and it was well conveyed in the speech.
Margary sin scene:
Great stuff again, there's not much to say here as it wasn't really long but it was nice piece of interaction that further elaborated the characters.
Daenerys scene:
I liked the stuff with her, the back and forth between her and Khal was neat and well acted and it set up her this season's arc quite well at least for the beginning.
Okays
King's Landing scenes:
Not good, not bad. Just needed to move characters around to set up future things or so.
Arya stuff:
Like above, setting some stuff up for future but mostly inconsequential. No idea why this was added in here really, would've easily made it larger and more meaningful if given proper time like with Khaleesi scene. Seems like shoved in just to show all characters. Didn't do any offensive though so eh.
Dislikes:
Super-Podrick:
From stumbling, mumbling, fumbling dude to someone who can fight against clear trained retinue soldiers? Yeaaaaah. The whole thing looked extremely fake and staged especially when ->
Sitting soldiers watching fight:
There was this one dude on horse just watching him fight on the backround in a battle where they were trying to hit each others swords instead of each others and clumsily so. This dude just sits there on horse going all "Yawn, when it's my turn? This video game single combatant battle sure gets dull soon".
Anything Dorne:
Bad pussy team strikes again. I hope that's the last we'll see or hear of Dorne. Great way to ruin whatever Oberyn's character set up for that story arc. Just never return to this, pls.
Fucking bad:
Ring on the ground implications:
I guess it's very convenient to have a quest compass, I mean, single ring across entire fucking country-side, while supposedly following a trail of dragon that can skip hundreds of miles daily. This shit was so stupid and I knew it was gonna happen the moment flashback kicks in. There's no excuse to this poor butchery of a hunt, already getting "great" Jaime-Bronn bro team shit.
Deus Ex Brienne:
Oh look, I come from nowhere just in time to save the day. About as stupid shit as my story-arc thus far. Her Aura of Turn Dogs is sure some high level class ability.
Old hag Melisandre:
Seen her without pendant before, where was the hag before? Well, in the Game of Retcons you either change established things or you die.
Very uneven episode where some good stuff was greatly overshadowed by the mindboggling shit and if this is the precedence for rest of the season, then I'm doubly worried.
Modern gaming apologist: I once tasted diarrhea so shit is fine.
"People who alter or destroy works of art and our cultural heritage for profit or as an excercise of power, are barbarians" - George Lucas 1988
At least there's no sign of Dorne in next week's episode
Well, Doran had to die given how s5 ended, Ellaria not moving in to strike him before he hears of Myrcella would've been suicide on her part.
What Sooba said about entire Dorne thing is the only way to make it somewhat passable, it's still worst part of the show :/
Why are people raging so hard about Brienne showing up to save Sansa/Theon being stupid? Iirc in s5e10 there's a scene of Pod keeping watch over Winterfell tower, he sees the candle that's meant to be a signal and runs off immediately (logic dictates he's gone to find Brienne and tell her) and it's winter, quietest season of the year, with no battle commotion, hunting dogs can be heard from mile away, ofc Brienne/Pod are gonna find them....
More Ser Onion please, loved him since he was introduced and he keeps delivering!
Best actor was clearly Kit Harrington, his performance was on point. 10/10.
I absolutely love the High Sparrow's portrayal and actor. He's superb.
Looks good.
No bad pussies is a good thing. No Danerys either from the looks of it.
And Robert Strong needs some air time.
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TFW he's dealt with zombies before:
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Pod does not see the candle. The scene goes like this:
"It's Stannis"
Brienne looks at tower, no candle. She leaves
Pod picks up an axe, his back is turned to the tower.
Candle lights up.
Next time we see Brienne she is killing Stannis.
There is nothing that shows they saw the candle (quite the opposite actually), therefore no way for them to know Sansa escaped and that she is the one chased by hounds.
She found the hunting party by sheer luck, and arrived at the right time? Deus Ex Brienne indeed.
I wouldn't know. That connection has been obvious for quite a long time before the episode came out.
Now, what might be a bit silly - i don't recall where Brienne and Pod were at the end of s5 - is them showing up out of nowhere in time to save Sansa/Theon. I think last time they were seen was at the tower waiting for Sansa to light up the candle
People dying: Check
Nudity: Check
Quotable lines: Check
Tyrion being awesome: Check
Yep, the show still got it. Can't wait for the rest of it.
Does Pod actually leave before the candle is lit? I didn't watch it lately but my impression from watching it last year was that Pod would be the one to notice it and save the day for Sansa/Theon (since Brienne had her hard-on for revenge); need to go back and rewatch it.