Watching lonely single men make shitty bait threads LUL
Watching lonely single men make shitty bait threads LUL
Milk is typically used with cereal and I take a dollop of it and some honey in my morning tea. We have to keep getting it because we generally don't get gallons of it, but rather use the little 12 oz. bottles. Saves money and waste but you have to keep buying them if you need them over the weekend.
"We're more of the love, blood, and rhetoric school. Well, we can do you blood and love without the rhetoric, and we can do you blood and rhetoric without the love, and we can do you all three concurrent or consecutive. But we can't give you love and rhetoric without the blood. Blood is compulsory. They're all blood, you see." ― Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
just once can you stupid fuckers take my word for gospel?
It curdles when poured on Coco Pops. That's the other stuff they are bottomless pits for; our daughter went through a phase a few years ago where we just used to eventually give her the box to graze at. She'd lick her hand and give it a swirl and then gnaw the cereal off when she thought we weren't looking.....
Last four txts from my better half to me (verbatim):
Her: My mum will cone and pick the children up on Friday and have them all day, shell bring them home for 5.30 so they can have some tea before going to the pub with you.
Her: Beavers v late - doing fires and marshmallows, still not back. Are the girls home? Are the getting themselves ready?
Me: They're getting in the shower
Her: Excellent
So much fucking drama.
Just wait unitl you pre-teens hit 40, then you'll see...
You can't really dust for vomit.
When I was 7/8 I used to spend my winters in Val d'Isere, a ski town in France - and the old dude who owned the (BnB? House? It was weird) used to try to coax my parents into giving me wine even at that age (a glass with dinner, similarly) - sometimes they said yes - sometimes no.
As a kid, it was just weird-tasting juice, but the uncertainty of whether or not I could have it made it exciting/taboo.
Just scrolling through texts between my me and my wife and it appears it is mostly 3 topics over and over: What do you want to eat? What do I need to pick up from the store? Just thinking about you have a great day!
Anything urgent gets a phone call which happens very rarely
Love people, not things; use things, not people.
― Spencer W. Kimball
A GODDAM FUCKING MEN!!!!
90% of fights with my gf start with some misunderstanding by me or her on whatsapp. I tried to tell her why not just talk face to face, 90% of the things we talk about on whatsapp could wait until we meet but nooooo, lets go crazy because understand context etc. wrong.