Originally Posted by
Yvaelle
Initially mathematicians of the late 1800's were completely baffled by the discovery of the "Fucking Number Set" they knew it shared a relationship with the Real Numbers, but couldn't determine the permutations required to reveal them. To make their challenges even harder, identifying numbers within the fucking number set was quite challenging - the only method seemed to be by organizing great and terrible orgies among the petit bourgeois, involving hundreds of petty nobles, and a great gluttony of the finest food - to be showered upon the participants in an excessive display during the mass coitus.
Occasionally, after countless throes of passion, a noble would cry out in overexerted excess - a unique cry that the mathematicians of the day keenly listened for - before succoring the noble away into a side-room, once the door was bolted from the other side - the nobles would be subjected to a rapid quiz of mathematics that took great skill on the part of the mathematician to guide toward the goal. Still shocked by the annals of excess they had just endured, and now barraged by the incomprehensible higher maths they were now expected to pompously pretend to know, they would work themselves into a deadly delerium - whereupon their answers would begin to become incomprehensible in the triumvirate exhaustion of mind, body, and spirit - their last response, before collapsing hysterically from the agony of excess - was always assumed to be a member of the Fucking Numbers.
17th century mathematicians worked tirelessly to identify the Fucking Number Set in this laborious and dangerous manner, the petty nobles never quite certain why the mathematicians always threw such lavish parties - but it would be another two centuries before the fucking number set was sufficiently large and complex enough for the great mathematician, Ron Jeremy, to resolve the great mystery of math, by repeatedly adding and subtracting 8 inches from the set of real numbers: conclusively identifying the permutation - that for every real number, two fucking numbers exist at +/- 8.