Originally Posted by
jakeic
"I just discovered that Abraham Lincoln was a president. Nobody knew it before, can you believe it? The man from the money, he's so little, really too little to be a man, and how did he get on the money, the little money, we don't like little money, people are always saying to me, 'Donald you should be on money' and you know what? I think they're right. Big money, maybe the thousand dollar bill. But Abraham, we don't really like that name that much, do we, but Lincoln, everyone thought that he had to be a banker because of all his money. They wanted me to do a call with him, we were going to do a phoner, but I said to myself, 'a phoner is not quite the same thing, is it?' So I went to his house personally, and I said, I said to him, 'Abraham', sometimes you can you know and I know him greatly, a tremendous man, a strong man, a very strong man, and good looking too, but I said to him, 'Lincoln, how did you get so very much money?' It's really not fair."
-Donald Trump (probably)