There's a wonderful line in the Simpsons, where Ned Flanders, while praying, says he was following the Bible -- "even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff".
The Bible is a complex work, written by multiple people over the span of centuries, meaning some of the authors never met each other.
There's a part where Jesus tells the Disciples to get swords (Luke 22:36-38)
There's multiple parts where servants of God flat-out
kill people. Remember the part where Moses friggin' drowns
the entire Egyptian army? (Exodus 14:28) These are people who are just chasing a guy who stole all their slaves -- and the Bible has some things to say about slavery, too (Paul's letter to the Colossians 3: 22).
And yes, if you look hard enough -- past the part about not eating pork, not eating mixed fibers, not wearing gold, no tattoos, that kind of thing -- you find the bit about Sodom and Gomorrah, yes, Sodom as in "sodomy". Oh, and it's Old Testament -- Leviticus 20:13 to be precise -- and yet,you rarely hear about the Jewish faith taking such pains to exclude or punish homosexuality as you hear from New Testament followers. Well,
claimed New Testament followers.
And anyone who
claims to be a follower of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ by hating and condemning homosexuals not only misses the grander point -- the point you made yourself, the one Colbert has pointed out too, that Jesus never once mentioned homosexuality but says Love Thy Neighbor over and over -- but had to intentionally go verse-hunting to find an excuse to do so. This is a lot like saying "If I fire my gun randomly into this crowd of people, it will just so happen to only hit the wicked and miss the innocent". It's whatever the holy version of cherry picking is. And this is from a book that
can't even be consistent about haircuts.
Haircuts. Ain't that topical?
It's nearly impossible, if not completely impossible, to adhere to every single word of a book written by multiple authors over hundreds of years consistently,
regardless of the subject matter. If you try, you might find yourself following a thief, and adulterer, and idolator, who can't get "render unto Caesar" right, let alone everything about peace, love, forgiveness, and going to church every once in a while.
It's like they wanted to use the Bible as directions,
but were holding it upside-down.