Granted, but the puffiness comes from wriggling worms.
I wish for one of those fancy Japanese toilets.
Granted, but the puffiness comes from wriggling worms.
I wish for one of those fancy Japanese toilets.
Granted but your fireplace would break down and you ran out of money so you cant pay the electric bill and therefore not play HL3.
I wish I could fly while sitting in a bowl of spaghetti.
Granted but the bowl is super small so you're practically getting raped by using it.
I wish I had uncuttable wire.
Granted but the wire is in a box wrapped in a ribbon made from said uncuttable wire.
I wish there was a toilet in my office.
Granted, it's a normal toilet but it doesn't flush or have any pipes leading to it.
I wish I had a Cheese,
good thing im a plumber irl lol
You can have a lifetime supply of cheese but its made from the nipple of justin bieber
i wish for magical bolder that hovers over people i don't like in the street then sometimes it looses its magical floating property at random when over them.
Last edited by King Shark; 2014-07-18 at 09:42 PM.
9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.
Shath'mag vwyq shu et'agthu, Shath'mag sshk ye! Krz'ek fhn'z agash zz maqdahl or'kaaxth'ma amqa!
The Black Empire once ruled this pitiful world, and it will do so again! Your pitiful kind will know only despair and sorrow for a hundred thousand millennia to come!
Avatar drawn by Sir Meo
Last edited by King Shark; 2014-07-18 at 09:46 PM.
9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.
Granted, you typed find. But you were hitting on this girl and you said "girl you look so find" and she was in reality your soul mate but you scared her off.
Granted. The cat buried your phone in the litter box.
I wish I could tear people apart with my bare hands.
Happily married so the first granted wish must be disregarded, as I can't pay for a lawyer.
Granted. Unfortunately for you, The Juggernaut can also tear people apart with his bare hands, but has the minor, teensy weensy little advantage of being nigh invulnerable. And he doesn't like anyone muscling in on his racket. You are now obviously fucked.
I wish I could afford a lawyer. You know, just in case.
Last edited by King Shark; 2014-07-19 at 03:39 AM.
9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.
Shath'mag vwyq shu et'agthu, Shath'mag sshk ye! Krz'ek fhn'z agash zz maqdahl or'kaaxth'ma amqa!
The Black Empire once ruled this pitiful world, and it will do so again! Your pitiful kind will know only despair and sorrow for a hundred thousand millennia to come!
Avatar drawn by Sir Meo
Shath'mag vwyq shu et'agthu, Shath'mag sshk ye! Krz'ek fhn'z agash zz maqdahl or'kaaxth'ma amqa!
The Black Empire once ruled this pitiful world, and it will do so again! Your pitiful kind will know only despair and sorrow for a hundred thousand millennia to come!
Avatar drawn by Sir Meo